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Rant Timing #9: DC Stop Dixon Around

RANT TIMING #9: DC Stop Dixon Around

When asked about Frank Tieri’s fill-in issues on Batman & The Outsiders, which tie-in with the Batman R.I.P. storyline, Chuck had some very simply words to say on his message boards.

I am no longer employed by DC Comics in any capacity.

Now to speculate, I assume Chuck had some not so friendly words to say about the direction Morrison is taking Batman and got the brunt of it. As an alternative, perhaps DC was not thrilled with the direction his titles were going and canned them? This takes Chuck off of Robin, Batman & The Outsiders, and the Booster Gold fill-in issue he is doing, issue #11, will be one of his last pieces done for the company. And what does this do to Storming Paradise? Does this mean it will receive a new writer midway through the miniseries, or has Chuck completed it?

I like to think nice things about a company, I really do. I like to stay positive about comics, but when something like this occurs, it get me wondering a bit. Like everywhere else in the world, higher ups and editorial will like what they like, and dislike what doesn’t work for them, even if the fans seems to be digging it. Devin Grayson is another person who unceremoniously received the axe from DC, and her reasoning, according to sources back when her upcoming Batwoman title first got canned, was questioning editorial. Is there such a thing as maintaining opinion inside of a company without being ostracized for it? Not to bring up Grant Morrison again, but his comments about Countdown seemed to imply that editorial mandate made that series happen, and now he has to adjust his scripting accordingly to match with what was put out. Will he get the axe too? If he does, certainly will have an either further backlash amongst the fan community than getting rid of Dixon did. Which is why it will probably not occur, or else DC becomes the bad guy. Heck, I’m even reminded of when Mark Waid was unceremoniously removed from Fantastic Four by Bill Jemas over at Marvel. Wieringo left the title in protest and fans refused to pick up another FF issue until they got their team back; eventually Marvel caved, righting their mistake and moving Roberto Aguierre-Sacasa and then newcomer Steve McNiven’s Fantastic Four work back into a separate title, where it was originally going to be in the first place.

Where will Chuck Dixon wind up after this? I’m hoping Joe Quesada pulls a George Steinbrenner and gobbles him up for Marvel by offering him something huge, because a man like him deserves to be writing. Right now, other than DC I see one title on his schedule, which is Frankenstein for Dabel Brothers. I would crave seeing Chuck Dixon’s work on a title like Amazing Spider-Man or Avengers: The Initiative. For now though, we are simply left without a new team on Robin and are unsure as to whether there will be a Batman & The Outsiders after issue twelve. Am I perturbed? You betcha.

Let it turn out that Dixon chose to leave DC under his own volition, please. I want to think nice things about the companies I read comics from. Can you do that for me, DC? Oh, and how about someone awesome writing Robin to wash this bad taste out of my mouth too. That would be nice.

Time to go cry into a bowl of ice cream, mourning Dixon’s exit. I think Rocky Road would be a fitting flavor.

Rant Timing #8: HULK SMASH PUNY MOVIE!

Rant Timing #8: HULK SMASH PUNY MOVIE!

So as I was leaving Midtown comics last Friday, a dude was hanging out fliers for a Hulk screening taking place either on Wednesday or Thursday. Since I had no idea if I could leave work early on Wednesday, I chose Thursday. Sure, this meant I’d have to leave the Yankees game a bit early, but I saw the bulk of the game so no worries. Although they came back to win after I left, which might be some kind of sign.

Anyway, got to the theater around 4:30, way ahead of the 5:15 deadline and waited on line for a bit. They gave me a survey to fill out, and handed me my ticket. Once Kris arrived she got on line to get her ticket and then joined me afterward, and into the theater we went. Inside, we got a song and dance routine by the theater manager, who was there to tell us how much we would love the movie, and that we got to be the third audience to see the movie in NY, and according to him, anywhere. He then graced us with an interesting bit of news. As opposed to nto being able to bring in camera phones, ALL electronic devices would not be permitted inside. iPods, mp3 players, phones and camera phones alike. They let me keep my digital wristwatch however, so now I can spread my wristwatch video all over the internets! Mwahahaha! Okay, so maybe not.

We get in there, and sit down for an hour and a half before the actual movie begins. Luckily I had some Chase comics with me from the mid-90’s to read to pass the time, and Kris had her jPod. Interesting enough, they let me take my water bottle in with no hassles. Guess they didn’t care about concession sales at a preview screening?

Once the excruciating wait ended (which was alleviated by the dudes sitting next to us being friendly, hi Sean guy I’ll probably never see again), it was time for movie! Advantage of preview screening: no trailers! Woo! Now I won’t give away any spoilers, but I will give out the basics. The opening credits do the job of retconning the first movie (“So it’s a sequel AND a remake?”), allowing the movie itself to begin without long exposition. The special effects were far superior to those in Hulk, and although there were one or two moments where it looked like a video game on a big screen, it got the job done as best it could.

Ed Norton is Bruce Banner. He gets the calm yet creepy nature down, and always appears as if he is one step away from going over the edge. A lot of the plot can lend itself to Bruce Jone’s early arc on The Incredible Hulk, and aspects such as meditation techniques and anger control are present. Both Stan Lee and Lou Ferrigno, with Stan’s appearance actually adding to the plot in a very…amusing fashion. Liv Tyler, while big lipped as always, plays Betty Ross the way she should be played. Vulnerable yet strong, compassionate yet hard-boiled. And Tim Roth as Emil Blonsky? Well, let’s just say he loves being the military for all the wrong reasons. Jim Segulin of Raging Bullets will have major issues with his haircut and unshaven beard however. That ain’t regulation!

The last scene…DAMN. My showing played it before the credits so I assume it will do the same for the major release, but if it doesn’t, stay til the end just in case! Marvel continues to do the right thing with their properties, and the big green giant whose cereal is getting soggy now has a movie to call his own that doesn’t leave you scratching your scruffy beard in confusion. I give it 4 PUNY HUMANS out of 5.

Go see this movie, people, they did it again!

Comic Timing – Episode 64

The Heroes Corner episode is here! Bill of Just Bills Comic Drawerbox, Brian (Lobo) of Kryptographik, Brent and I talk with Sam and Bob of Heroes Corner to discuss their business plan, what gave them the idea to start an online ordering company, how discounts work when dealing with Diamond, and plenty of other juicy topics. So give it a listen to learn more about one of the newer companies on the scene!

This episode is also part of the podcast theme week which has been underway all week long, as various comic book podcasts cover a variety of Diamond Distribution related topics. Much thanks to Check of Comic Related for compiling a list of all the participants, and make sure to listen to whatever podcast suits your fancy!

You can e-mail the show at comictiming@gmail.com, and please vote for us at Podcast Alley and Digg us at Digg.Com. And of course, if you can, please donate to the HERO Initiative effort if you can. Every little bit helps!

Thanks for listening, thanks for downloading, and see you folks soon!

Rant Timing #7: Countdown to Nothing

Rant Timing #7: Countdown To Nothing

I was thinking last night. Usually this leads to insanity, but for once I was hit with some clarity. To be specific, it was about a certain 52 issue series that just wrapped up over in the DC Universe. Countdown to Something Something Yada Yada and so on.

What if instead of Countdown/Countdown to Final Crisis, we were presented with a series of miniseries, similar to how it was done with Infinite Crisis? That is, the story lines that were used at different parts of Countdown separated, as opposed to interspersed and then spliced together at the end? Instead of Dini supervising and only writing two issues, this could have opened the door for Dini to craft the overall plot and perhaps write a full miniseries as well. Also, instead of using the Countdown moniker, the miniseries would have Final Crisis in their name, followed by a subtitle. This gives a feeling of an overall brand, leading up to Final Crisis itself. Some of these could stand on their own without the Final Crisis, but that’s up to editorial. Here’s what I came up with.

Final Crisis: Mary Marvel – Black & White (6 issues miniseries) – written by Peter Tomasi with art by Doug Mahnke.

Final Crisis: Death of the New Gods (12 issues) – written and drawn by Jim Starlin (same as it was, only have the ending take place in issue 12, as opposed to Countdown #2)

Piper and Trickster: Tied at the Hip (6 issue miniseries) – written by Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Grey, art by Tom Mandrake – this one doesn’t need the Final Crisis subtitle, as it stands on its own and in my opinion, could have done without the trip to Apokalypse and back. Just a simple Rogues story, leading up to Rogues Revenge.

Final Crisis: Arena (12 issues) – written by Paul Dini and Keith Champagne, art by Scott McDaniel – This is the miniseries which would tell Dini’s overarching Monarch story. The forming of the army, the Arena battles, the attack itself, and the attempt at intervening on the part of The Monitors. This would lead into…

Final Crisis: The Great Disaster (8 issues) – written by Jeff Katz, art by Pat Oliffe – Karate Kid’s story, told nice and quick so it doesn’t have to be drawn out. It begins at the end of The Lightning Saga, and explores the Monitors, Karate Kid and Una, and Bob asks for their help to find Ray Palmer as opposed to The Challengers, leading to a dejected Ray Palmer making his way home without those who came to save him.

Final Crisis: Amazon’s Reign (6 issues) – written by Sean McKeever, art by Pete Woods – This is Amazons Attack done right. The rise and fall of the Amazons at the hands of Granny Goodness, ending with the New God killer cleaning house.

I leave out The Challengers and Jimmy Olsen because, in essence, they did not need to be there. Kyle, Donna and Jason have their own things to worry about in other titles, as is proven by the current climate of the DCU. This allows Kyle’s story to run its course properly in GL and GL: Corps without Countdown giving anything away, and for Jason to appear regularly in Batman and Nightwing looking to find a path, as opposed to adopting something new only to drop it immediately. As for Jimmy, despite those of you who feel it makes perfect sense for the best friend of Superman who other than a few transformations back in the day has no powers to all of a sudden become a power battery, I’ll pass on that. If you want to form an Olsen Bug relationship in Busiek’s Superman then by all means, but he’s staying out of the Darkseid story in my opinion.

If you’re looking to tie these together and prep everyone for Final Crisis, then release a DC Universe one-shot, which is basically DC Universe #0, only work with these stories instead. For the story of DC Universe #0, see Final Crisis: Prologue for all that material.

This my Earth 2 working of Countdown. To me it simply makes more sense to flesh out each and every story without jury rigging together a plot. Not all of these stories deserved to be in the same place at the same time, and this story was not made for a 52 issue weekly series. Here, we can pick and choose which stories we wish to read, and all is well with the world. The 52 issue weekly idea takes a year off to regain steam in the eyes of exhausted fans, to return with Trinity, as it should.

If only, right?

Comic Timing – Episode 63: Two Year Anniversary

Celebrate good time, come on! We’re gonna celebrate yeah. It is the two year anniversary of Comic Timing, and to do so we have a question and answer and call in show! Brent Kossina, Chris Johnson, Brandon Christopher and I are the regular recurring crew throughout the call, while we are also joined by Heath Holland, Leroy John Rivera and Tobey Cook at random times during the episode. There are clips from our favorite moments throughout the show, and the episode itself is very raw, so you folks can see what it is like to be on the show. So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride!

You can e-mail the show at comictiming@gmail.com, and please vote for us at Podcast Alley and Digg us at Digg.Com. And of course, if you can, please donate to the HERO Initiative effort if you can. Every little bit helps!

Thanks for listening, thanks for downloading, and see you folks soon!

Comic Timing – Episode 62: Part 2

New York Comic Con wrap-up is finally here! Apologies on the lateness of this one, as I had some editing mishaps along the way. Raph, Juan and Dani of Geeks Unite! come along to join Brent and I to deconstruct the con. We give our favorite and not so favorite moments, give panel reports, let the world know how the podcast meetup went on Saturday, and other con goodies. And the bloopers are delicious!

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Thanks for listening, thanks for downloading, and see you folks soon!

Comic Timing – Episode 61

While you wait for the NYCC wrap up, here, have some Episode 61! Damian Smith, alias Lord Shaper, and Brian, alias Lobo, of the Kryptographik Podcast join Brent and I to discuss Horror Comics. We go into their history with the genre, some recommendations for the new or old horror comic reader, the variety found within horror comics, and a whole lot more. We also touch on some recent news such as the Incredible Hulk trailer and discuss our anticipation for the since passed New York Comic Con.

Much thanks to Brent for editing this episode, as I am going to tackle Episode 62 Part 2, so he took this one on. This Thursday, May 1st, join us on Skype to celebrate the 2 year anniversary of Comic Timing! We will be answering your questions on the show, so whatever you feel like asking we will tackle. If you want to call in, either contact me (ScaryMonkeyShow) on Skype, or Brent (kossinab), and we will bring you into the call. Also, make sure to pick up Invincible Iron Man #1 so you can participate in the next 22 Pages review!

You can e-mail the show at comictiming@gmail.com, and please vote for us at Podcast Alley and Digg us at Digg.Com. And of course, if you can, please donate to the HERO Initiative effort if you can. Every little bit helps!

Thanks for listening, thanks for downloading, and see you folks soon!

Comic Timing – Episode 62: Part 1

We hold back Episode 61 one week to give you guys coverage live from the con floor of New York Comic Con 2008! It was a fantastic time and it is hard to believe it is over, but alas, all good things must come to an end. Part 1 will be the interviews from the floor, while Part 2 will be a wrap-up show released a day or two after this one. And you might even get Episode 61 since Brent said he would edit it! Here is a quick rundown of the interviews on this episode:

Thanks go out to everyone who participated in this episode, as it was wonderful getting to talk to you all! To all the folks who stopped by just to chat glad to see you, and for those of you who are checking out Comic Timing for the first time, welcome aboard! Enjoy your stay. Stay tuned for Part 2 for a thorough panel and final convention wrap-up of the con by Juan, Dani and possibly a few others, and for the Horror Episode, Episode 61.

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Thanks for listening, thanks for downloading, and talk to you next time.

Geekspeak Report – Episode 6

Episode is released, Troy Mata is co-host, shownotes to follow! Topics discussed on this episode include:

I hope you all enjoy the episode, as it was great getting to talk to Troy again! Make sure to remember him when the voting takes place at the end of the Contest, and stay tuned for thomalo next episode.

As always, you can e-mail us at speakgeekspeak@gmail.com, and make sure to check out The Geekspeak Report forum.

Thanks for listening, thanks for downloading, and we shall see you next time!

Comic Timing – Episode 60

Back from a week long hiatus, it is Comic Timing! This time, Brent and I are joined by Lorrie Thomas, known to the forum-goers as thomalo, and Jay Ferguson, otherwise known as Modern Lover. We discuss whether or not Superhero Comics Hate Love. Well, do they? You decide after hearing our thoughts, and the forum comments we read on the show!

You can e-mail the show at comictiming@gmail.com, and please vote for us at Podcast Alley and Digg us at Digg.Com. And of course, if you can, please donate to the HERO Initiative effort if you can. Every little bit helps!

Also, we are only one week away from The New York Comic Con, so I hope to see a bunch of you stopping on by Podcast Arena to say hello! Thanks for listening, thanks for downloading, and we shall see you next week for some Horror Comics conversation with Lobo and Lord Shaper of Kryptographik!